Wednesday, August 11
1. If you were a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Adam
2. Do you have any crazy unknown talents that you probably shouldn’t admit to? yup I can lick my nipples ^_^
3. Are you intelligent whatsoever? *coughs*
4. Have you ever tasted human flesh? Yep
5. Ever broken a bone? Nope
6. Can you draw or paint or anything? Yeah I draw a mean p*nis I'm told
7. When’s the last time you took a pill? I remembered to take my medicine last night
8. How many times a day do you pee? I don't. my bladder explodes every tuesday.
9. Have you ever given anyone carrots as a gift? nope O.O
10. When you picture nothingness, do you picture white or black? white
11. Who is the last guy you’ve kissed? Marc
12. Who is the last girl you’ve kissed? Laura ^_^
13. Have you ever skipped to class (not skipped class)? all the time to alegebra
14. What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a meal from a fast food place? My hand... 0.o
15. Who’s the last person you called? Laura
16. Who’s the last person who called you? a telemarketerrr
17. Are you decent at giving directions? screw that
18. Have you ever had death threats against you? haha hell yes!
19. What’d you have for dinner the last time you ate dinner? ice cream and spaghetti
20. Who was the last person who licked you? gee I dunno
21. Are you physically strong? *slaps belly and watches it jiggle* hehehehehehe
22. Have you ever flipped over the handlebars on a bike? no
23. What’s the weirdest body part you’ve kissed? foot
24. Describe every piece of clothing you’re wearing, in detail… Including color…? blue jeans...an orange cookie monster t-shirt...black bra...pink thong with rose ^.^
25. Have you ever sprained anything? probably
26. When was the last time you went to the dentist? sometime in may
27. First lyrics that come to mind…? peanut butter jelly, push it in the belly, peanut butter jelly, push it in the belly...
28. Have you ever been physically restrained in a fight? no but from other things yes (boys, sausage)
29. What is the worst thing someone could say to you? YOU'RE A WIGGER
30. What is the worst thing someone has said to you? uh
31. Look up at the ceiling. What do you see? a woman's yeast infection
32. Who was the last person you licked? I lick so many people I can't even recall
33. What’s the last video game you’ve played? Pacman
34. When’s the last time you went swimming? july something
35. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2
36. Would you rather “bang” a horse or a cow? I'd want to shoot the cow for my dinner.
37. Describe your fingernails to me…? No
38. Would you consider yourself one of the popular crowd? No.
39. When’s the last time you ate out? saturday
40. What do you wanna be when you “grow up”? I will kill people for money
41. Would you rather be incredibly stupid or would you rather be physically disabled? ;_; that's cold man. real cold.
42. Where is the world going? In circles... usually around the sun from time to time...
43. How many girls have you kissed (on the lips)? like maybe 5?
44. How many guys have you kissed (on the lips)? 4???
45. When is the last time that you did something illegal? *coughs*
46. Name a food that you WON’T eat…? human
47. Do you have an unreal obsession with ice? no but your mom over there is looking quite nice
48. Did you share in kindergarten? Yeah
49. What color pants/shorts/skirt did you wear yesterday? I didn't wear pants/shorts/skirt yesterday muhahahaha
50. When’s the last time you cooked? What’d you cook? ice cream
51. Have you ever flipped a go-cart? nope
52. What’s the longest book you’ve read? See Spot Run
53. Have you ever watched porn? no
54. When’s the last time you flicked someone off? Who? saturday...a dude the smushed my leg with his car. it's got a bruise on it ]=
55. Who’s the last person who flicked you off? your mom
56. Have you ever had popcorn thrown at you in a theater, by someone other than your friends or parents? what kind of sh*thead parents throw popcorn and you in a movie theatre
57. Have you ever thrown popcorn at someone other than your friends or parents? no
58. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off? Nope
59. What is the last thing you’ve drawn? a kitty
60. When I say kinky, what does it remind you of? O.o
61. Who is the last friend who’s been at your house? I have no friends
62. Which friend’s house were you last at? Laura's
63. If you woke up tomorrow and oranges were called pinks, what would you do? squeeze the juice in people's eyes and say haha you have pink eye
64. What brand deodorant do you use? some flowery lady stuff
65. When’s the last time you shaved? today
66. What color is your bedroom painted (walls and ceiling)? White
67. Look to your left. What all is there? desk
68. Look to your right. What all is there? Wall
69. Look behind you. What all is there? couches
70. Have you ever had to have rocks removed from your lip? haha no
71. What’s the last book you read? Bastard out of Carolina
72. How long did it take you to read? a week or so
73. Are you in love with Sharpies? Yeah
74. What about duct tape? Yeah
75. Boxers or briefs? Boxers
76. Describe all the jewelry you’re wearing, in detail…? some curly metal earring things
77. Would you consider yourself open-minded? mmm yeah
78. What grade are you in/going into? 10th
79. When was the last time you went to the doctors? Birth
80. Why did you go? I was born
81. Do you think that you’re stupid? Sure why not.
82. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done at a museum? Put on an ant suit and crawled around like an idiot 0.o
83. If you woke up one morning and found yourself trapped inside a washing machine, what would you do? Take a shower and enjoy the ride
84. Who was the last person who said, “I love you” to you? nobody loves me
85. Who was the last person you said, “I love you” to? my cat
86. Do/Did your parents trust you? not since december of 82'
87. Tell me something you learned today…? my cat has a wee wee
88. Did anything today make you happy? yea
89. Did anything today make you sad? no
90. What is your opinion of Marilyn Manson? I want to do him.
91. (For guys) Do you think a girl could ever be sexy in a loose T-shirt and baggy jeans? mmm yes
92. (For girls) Do you think a guy could ever be sexy in sweats? god no
93. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on or that attracts you? Shiny things.....
94. Would you consider yourself a good debater? no really... but things usually have good outcomes.
95. Are you stubborn? hell yes, and presistant at that.
96. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever told your mom/called your mom? why would I ever call my mommy a bad name ) :
97. Is your hair wet? yup
98. What font/size/font color/window color do you have on AIM (provided you have AIM)?
99. Have you ever dissected an eggplant? nope
100. If it were the 23rd of March and your grandmother hit you with a sock, would you save a baby from a burning building if it screamed "enchilada!!"? No... I'd save the sock.
101. Come to think of it, have you ever eaten an enchilada? Yep last night
102. Have you ever had the urge to open a furniture store and call it "sofa kingdom"? no more like cum n'go...it'd be a convienience furniture store...
103. Do you regularly visit museums? not really
104. What would you do if tomorrow you woke up, and suddenly a period (as in bodily function type deal) was called a comma? you're just jealous
105. If you had a hot rod, where would you drive it? the cirus...I'd run people over :D
106. Have you ever sincerely hugged and kissed a tree and told it that you loved it a lot? yes
107. Do you get PMS? YES SCREW YOU GO AWAY AND DIE...what?
108. Have you ever eaten a whole bag of cheese popcorn? many times
109. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a corn dog? 3
110. Are you a risk taker in any way shape or form? sometimes yea
111. Have you ever fallen asleep in history class? yes
112. Have you ever fallen asleep in class and gotten away with it? yep
113. If someone sent you a package of instant Jell-O and a bottle of Pert Plus shampoo, how would you react? ...I prolly wouldn't care and be like... who the hell sent this?
114. Do you have HBO? yea 7 of them oh what now
115. How many MP3s do you have on your computer hard drive? none
116. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve received in the mail? a birthday card
117. Would you ever adopt a kid who was named Hippopotosaurus? no
118. (For girls) Has anyone ever asked the size of your breasts in real life, in person? no but I'll tell anyone 38/A
119. If someone offered you a round trip pass to Pluto and was serious about it, would you go? no
120. How tall are you, in inches? 61
121. If you were flying in an airplane and you suddenly saw a tangerine pass by your window, what would you do? go omg and crash the plane while trying to chase the tangerine.
122. Has a bird ever pooped on you? ...yes
123. Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello)? I hate those f*ckers they need to burn in hell.
124. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done with shaving cream? rubbed it around on a desk
125. Have you ever put glue on your nose just to peel it off? nope
126. Roughly how many burnt CDs do you own? 20-30
127. Do you own any pirated software? nope
128. Have you ever secretly wished you could be a flying pirate who never would drown? yes
129. Other than family, who is the last person who saw you without makeup on? I don't wear make-up
130. When’s the last time you were in a fistfight? Who was it with? I don't fist-fight it's very unladylike
131. How many fistfights have you been in? see above
132. When was the last time you called someone a “bitch motherfucking whore”? Who was it? no one I would never use the kind of language
133. Are you a member at Blockbuster? No
134. What does H.W.C. stand for (the song)? Hot White Cum
135. When’s the last time you went to the zoo? years ago....
136. Are you one of those weird anime people? yeah ^_^
137. Have you ever told a teacher to “screw that BS”? no
138. What were you doing yesterday at 1:47 PM? taco
139. Do you consider going to Wal-Mart/Kmart/Target a major excursion and something worth waking up for? yes
140. Has a school personnel ever accused you of abusing alcohol/drugs? no
141. Do you know any jokes that include potatoes in the punch line? no
142. Have you ever had a raspberry beamed at your head? nope
143. During a busy day, do you ever realize that you're where you're NOT supposed to be? yep
144. What are the weirdest words you can make for the acronym YMCA…? Young mammals' cancer meat
145. Are there Sharpie stains on any of your clothes? yes
146. Have you ever asked a fat person when the baby's due only to find out they're not pregnant? no
148. Have you ever wondered why "Smellovision" never became big? nope
149. When is the last time you got a toe cramp? is it that time of the month already
150. What is the oddest nickname you’ve given someone? nice boobs girl
2. Do you have any crazy unknown talents that you probably shouldn’t admit to? yup I can lick my nipples ^_^
3. Are you intelligent whatsoever? *coughs*
4. Have you ever tasted human flesh? Yep
5. Ever broken a bone? Nope
6. Can you draw or paint or anything? Yeah I draw a mean p*nis I'm told
7. When’s the last time you took a pill? I remembered to take my medicine last night
8. How many times a day do you pee? I don't. my bladder explodes every tuesday.
9. Have you ever given anyone carrots as a gift? nope O.O
10. When you picture nothingness, do you picture white or black? white
11. Who is the last guy you’ve kissed? Marc
12. Who is the last girl you’ve kissed? Laura ^_^
13. Have you ever skipped to class (not skipped class)? all the time to alegebra
14. What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a meal from a fast food place? My hand... 0.o
15. Who’s the last person you called? Laura
16. Who’s the last person who called you? a telemarketerrr
17. Are you decent at giving directions? screw that
18. Have you ever had death threats against you? haha hell yes!
19. What’d you have for dinner the last time you ate dinner? ice cream and spaghetti
20. Who was the last person who licked you? gee I dunno
21. Are you physically strong? *slaps belly and watches it jiggle* hehehehehehe
22. Have you ever flipped over the handlebars on a bike? no
23. What’s the weirdest body part you’ve kissed? foot
24. Describe every piece of clothing you’re wearing, in detail… Including color…? blue jeans...an orange cookie monster t-shirt...black bra...pink thong with rose ^.^
25. Have you ever sprained anything? probably
26. When was the last time you went to the dentist? sometime in may
27. First lyrics that come to mind…? peanut butter jelly, push it in the belly, peanut butter jelly, push it in the belly...
28. Have you ever been physically restrained in a fight? no but from other things yes (boys, sausage)
29. What is the worst thing someone could say to you? YOU'RE A WIGGER
30. What is the worst thing someone has said to you? uh
31. Look up at the ceiling. What do you see? a woman's yeast infection
32. Who was the last person you licked? I lick so many people I can't even recall
33. What’s the last video game you’ve played? Pacman
34. When’s the last time you went swimming? july something
35. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2
36. Would you rather “bang” a horse or a cow? I'd want to shoot the cow for my dinner.
37. Describe your fingernails to me…? No
38. Would you consider yourself one of the popular crowd? No.
39. When’s the last time you ate out? saturday
40. What do you wanna be when you “grow up”? I will kill people for money
41. Would you rather be incredibly stupid or would you rather be physically disabled? ;_; that's cold man. real cold.
42. Where is the world going? In circles... usually around the sun from time to time...
43. How many girls have you kissed (on the lips)? like maybe 5?
44. How many guys have you kissed (on the lips)? 4???
45. When is the last time that you did something illegal? *coughs*
46. Name a food that you WON’T eat…? human
47. Do you have an unreal obsession with ice? no but your mom over there is looking quite nice
48. Did you share in kindergarten? Yeah
49. What color pants/shorts/skirt did you wear yesterday? I didn't wear pants/shorts/skirt yesterday muhahahaha
50. When’s the last time you cooked? What’d you cook? ice cream
51. Have you ever flipped a go-cart? nope
52. What’s the longest book you’ve read? See Spot Run
53. Have you ever watched porn? no
54. When’s the last time you flicked someone off? Who? saturday...a dude the smushed my leg with his car. it's got a bruise on it ]=
55. Who’s the last person who flicked you off? your mom
56. Have you ever had popcorn thrown at you in a theater, by someone other than your friends or parents? what kind of sh*thead parents throw popcorn and you in a movie theatre
57. Have you ever thrown popcorn at someone other than your friends or parents? no
58. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off? Nope
59. What is the last thing you’ve drawn? a kitty
60. When I say kinky, what does it remind you of? O.o
61. Who is the last friend who’s been at your house? I have no friends
62. Which friend’s house were you last at? Laura's
63. If you woke up tomorrow and oranges were called pinks, what would you do? squeeze the juice in people's eyes and say haha you have pink eye
64. What brand deodorant do you use? some flowery lady stuff
65. When’s the last time you shaved? today
66. What color is your bedroom painted (walls and ceiling)? White
67. Look to your left. What all is there? desk
68. Look to your right. What all is there? Wall
69. Look behind you. What all is there? couches
70. Have you ever had to have rocks removed from your lip? haha no
71. What’s the last book you read? Bastard out of Carolina
72. How long did it take you to read? a week or so
73. Are you in love with Sharpies? Yeah
74. What about duct tape? Yeah
75. Boxers or briefs? Boxers
76. Describe all the jewelry you’re wearing, in detail…? some curly metal earring things
77. Would you consider yourself open-minded? mmm yeah
78. What grade are you in/going into? 10th
79. When was the last time you went to the doctors? Birth
80. Why did you go? I was born
81. Do you think that you’re stupid? Sure why not.
82. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done at a museum? Put on an ant suit and crawled around like an idiot 0.o
83. If you woke up one morning and found yourself trapped inside a washing machine, what would you do? Take a shower and enjoy the ride
84. Who was the last person who said, “I love you” to you? nobody loves me
85. Who was the last person you said, “I love you” to? my cat
86. Do/Did your parents trust you? not since december of 82'
87. Tell me something you learned today…? my cat has a wee wee
88. Did anything today make you happy? yea
89. Did anything today make you sad? no
90. What is your opinion of Marilyn Manson? I want to do him.
91. (For guys) Do you think a girl could ever be sexy in a loose T-shirt and baggy jeans? mmm yes
92. (For girls) Do you think a guy could ever be sexy in sweats? god no
93. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on or that attracts you? Shiny things.....
94. Would you consider yourself a good debater? no really... but things usually have good outcomes.
95. Are you stubborn? hell yes, and presistant at that.
96. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever told your mom/called your mom? why would I ever call my mommy a bad name ) :
97. Is your hair wet? yup
98. What font/size/font color/window color do you have on AIM (provided you have AIM)?
99. Have you ever dissected an eggplant? nope
100. If it were the 23rd of March and your grandmother hit you with a sock, would you save a baby from a burning building if it screamed "enchilada!!"? No... I'd save the sock.
101. Come to think of it, have you ever eaten an enchilada? Yep last night
102. Have you ever had the urge to open a furniture store and call it "sofa kingdom"? no more like cum n'go...it'd be a convienience furniture store...
103. Do you regularly visit museums? not really
104. What would you do if tomorrow you woke up, and suddenly a period (as in bodily function type deal) was called a comma? you're just jealous
105. If you had a hot rod, where would you drive it? the cirus...I'd run people over :D
106. Have you ever sincerely hugged and kissed a tree and told it that you loved it a lot? yes
107. Do you get PMS? YES SCREW YOU GO AWAY AND DIE...what?
108. Have you ever eaten a whole bag of cheese popcorn? many times
109. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a corn dog? 3
110. Are you a risk taker in any way shape or form? sometimes yea
111. Have you ever fallen asleep in history class? yes
112. Have you ever fallen asleep in class and gotten away with it? yep
113. If someone sent you a package of instant Jell-O and a bottle of Pert Plus shampoo, how would you react? ...I prolly wouldn't care and be like... who the hell sent this?
114. Do you have HBO? yea 7 of them oh what now
115. How many MP3s do you have on your computer hard drive? none
116. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve received in the mail? a birthday card
117. Would you ever adopt a kid who was named Hippopotosaurus? no
118. (For girls) Has anyone ever asked the size of your breasts in real life, in person? no but I'll tell anyone 38/A
119. If someone offered you a round trip pass to Pluto and was serious about it, would you go? no
120. How tall are you, in inches? 61
121. If you were flying in an airplane and you suddenly saw a tangerine pass by your window, what would you do? go omg and crash the plane while trying to chase the tangerine.
122. Has a bird ever pooped on you? ...yes
123. Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello)? I hate those f*ckers they need to burn in hell.
124. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done with shaving cream? rubbed it around on a desk
125. Have you ever put glue on your nose just to peel it off? nope
126. Roughly how many burnt CDs do you own? 20-30
127. Do you own any pirated software? nope
128. Have you ever secretly wished you could be a flying pirate who never would drown? yes
129. Other than family, who is the last person who saw you without makeup on? I don't wear make-up
130. When’s the last time you were in a fistfight? Who was it with? I don't fist-fight it's very unladylike
131. How many fistfights have you been in? see above
132. When was the last time you called someone a “bitch motherfucking whore”? Who was it? no one I would never use the kind of language
133. Are you a member at Blockbuster? No
134. What does H.W.C. stand for (the song)? Hot White Cum
135. When’s the last time you went to the zoo? years ago....
136. Are you one of those weird anime people? yeah ^_^
137. Have you ever told a teacher to “screw that BS”? no
138. What were you doing yesterday at 1:47 PM? taco
139. Do you consider going to Wal-Mart/Kmart/Target a major excursion and something worth waking up for? yes
140. Has a school personnel ever accused you of abusing alcohol/drugs? no
141. Do you know any jokes that include potatoes in the punch line? no
142. Have you ever had a raspberry beamed at your head? nope
143. During a busy day, do you ever realize that you're where you're NOT supposed to be? yep
144. What are the weirdest words you can make for the acronym YMCA…? Young mammals' cancer meat
145. Are there Sharpie stains on any of your clothes? yes
146. Have you ever asked a fat person when the baby's due only to find out they're not pregnant? no
148. Have you ever wondered why "Smellovision" never became big? nope
149. When is the last time you got a toe cramp? is it that time of the month already
150. What is the oddest nickname you’ve given someone? nice boobs girl
# posted by Alyssa : 4:33 PM
